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Monday, March 1, 2010

Okay, so it's like OMG school's over.
And then OMG, I'm like finally getting my beauty sleep.
And there was like this stupid bimbo infront of me, OMGGGGGG.

My point is, school's finally over. HAHA.
I didn't get much sleep for the last few days of school. Booooo. (N)
Imagine having 5 MAJOR submissions all IN THE SAME WEEK.
That's worse than having a fat boy snatch your shaker fries.
That's like, OMG.

Kay, stop this OMG thing. I'm creeping myself out.

So yeah, had a good sleep today at Neil's place.
It's kinda funny, cos we were like in the middle of a conversation when I dozed off.
"And the girl in the bus was like so irritati...zzzzzzz"

Which btw brings me back to the story of this girl I saw in the bus.
She was like this ah lien type, GLARING at me when I got in.
Her legs were so open as if there was a watermelon stuck inside her pussy. -..-
A few stops later, she went down.
AND SHE BREEZED WALK LIKE A STUPID PENGUIN.
She was like showing off her big breasts which obviously looked like she stuffed tissues inside.
No joke, I laughed like an asshole inside the bus and a few laughed along.
Our minds telepath-ed like we were bananas in pyjamas.
Awesome shiznitz.

Btw, she tripped after doing her penguin walk.
HAHAHA.
No la.
But that would have been double awesome shiznitz.

I didn't update my blog for 2 weeks, and suddenly I'm talking like a machine.
I missed you mofos, whattodo.
Anyway, WHOEVER IS FREE THIS HOLIDAY BETTER COME AND MEET ME.
Or else I'll tell your momma what you did last summer.
No, go away. I'm not a psycho killer.

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